About Us

Let me introduce myself. My name is Jared. Yes, just like the guy from the Subway commercials, I know! Except maybe his name is spelled with an "o", I'm not sure.

As I was saying, my name is Jared and I am an Atkins diet success story! To date, I have lost close to 25 pounds on the Atkins diet, and I plan on keeping it going for much more! Thank you Dr. Atkins!

After a few months on the Atkins diet, I was inspired to contribute this site to the world of Atkins dieters like myself who love, but hate the Atkins diet all at the same time. So I worked with some friends and built this website, and here we are. I hope you enjoy it.

Please allow yourself the ability to laugh at what we've done, and do not take it so seriously. Laughter burns fat too right?!!!

If you are a member of the press, and would like to contact us for an interview for the web, TV, radio or print, please send email to webmaster@atkinsdietsucks.com and we will get back to you as soon as we can.

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