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The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 99 seconds Global video hits: 93034 Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Related: comedy, dominos, fake, fast, food, funny, news, onion, pizza, satire |
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 148 seconds Global video hits: 535152 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Related: all, comedy, cyrus, fake, funny, hannah, miley, montana, news, official, onion, over, parody, satire, start, video |
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 202026 An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 182 seconds Global video hits: 163421 Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme |
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Video duration: 105 seconds Global video hits: 422523 Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Related: movie, onion, the |
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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 128 seconds Global video hits: 94446 The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: blockbuster, comedy, fake, movies, news, renting, satire, trailers, video |
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The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 100 seconds Global video hits: 246489 John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: barack, clinton, comedy, election, fake, hillary, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, satire |
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 148486 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting |
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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 68 seconds Global video hits: 248306 Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: animals, onion, science, wildlife |
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The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 74 seconds Global video hits: 181959 Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: army, bush, cheney, george, iraq, military, onion, war |
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The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 110 seconds Global video hits: 93374 High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: acting, awards, club, comedy, drama, fake, funny, high, news, satire, school, theater, tony |
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The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 113 seconds Global video hits: 79903 White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: burns, camps, comedy, fake, funny, internment, japanese, ken, news, onion, satire, war, world |
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The Onion: Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 133 seconds Global video hits: 21250 Important news out of Haiti's capital today. The Onion's Don Abrams reports live. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Related: haiti, international, news, onion, the |
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The Onion: Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 136 seconds Global video hits: 822265 As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at some of her most significant waving moments. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: elizabeth, england, family, london, onion, queen, royal, royalty |
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The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 151 seconds Global video hits: 72707 The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades. Related: bush, comedy, fake, funny, india, jihad, muslim, news, nuclear, onion, pakistan, satire, weapons |
